This has got to be the worst picture of Angelina Jolie we’ve ever seen, and while it’s not the best angle, the composition of the shot only explains maybe five percent of what’s wrong here.  To start with, Jolie’s styling at Sunday night’s German premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Berlin makes her look 15 years older than she is: the loosey-goosey suit with the gauzy blouse underneath is very mother-of-the-bride; the pants seem to have those stirrups under the heels to keep the legs down, which is weird; and that hairstyle is terribly unflattering.  The hair is where she could use the angle as an excuse — in shots taken on the non-foofy side, it’s much better — but paired with the outfit, it ages her.

And Jolie looks really really thin here; look at the wrists.  The suit jacket draws the eye right to her wristbones, which doesn’t help, but said bones seem quite prominent, and her legs don’t look meaty enough either.

The earrings are fantastic; everything else looks like it came out of the Murder, She Wrote wardrobe trailer.  And we know it’s tough with six kids and the holidays and a hectic premiere schedule, but Jolie needs to make time to eat now and then.

Perhaps the recent revelation that Paris Hilton wants to be her best friend put her off her food.

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Categories: Film / Hairdon'ts / Red Carpet
Tags: Angela Lansbury / Angelina Jolie / Paris Hilton
Author: Sarah Bunting